Calling Kaiser

We keep getting people calling our home asking for some guy named "Kaiser." Mommy says the real Kaiser has a phone number just like ours, except for something called "1-800." (If I knew what numbers were, that would probably make more sense.) Anyway, whenever Daddy gets tired of telling people they have the wrong number, he starts letting me answer the phone. That was fun at first, but after a while I got tired of it, too, so I started letting Fins handle the calls. (First I had to show him how to answer the phone.)



Daddy asked me to tell everyone who's trying to call us -- and not Kaiser -- to be sure to leave a message. I'm not even two, and I'm already screening all my calls!